ENGINEERING LIFE

I go to college to see the sights and sounds,

To escape the monotony and visit the Bhavan’s grounds,

To eat at Shetty’s, Vrindavan and Parking Lot,

To go to the Xerox shop everyday with a new lot,

To waste most of my day in lectures one after one,

To try and bear profs who’ll leave us only when its done.

To do practical’s about which we don’t care diligently,

To wait for the prof to leave and laugh cynically,

To cry and cry for the lab assistant to come and assist us,

To suck up to some prof in the viva who makes a huge fuss,

To increase our GK as about who ate up how much money,

To talk and talk about things that are hilariously funny.

To understand if something’s being said with a pervert mind,

To abuse the office staff who are a pain and unkind.

To copy assignments and journals which are our toughest tests,

To bunk college lectures to do work for various unsuccessful fests,

To catch the latest flicks after 5 pm on Tuesdays,

To gossip about profs whose salaries a student pays,

To go to FTA pracs to play Warcraft and CS,

To get placed in companies from CISCO to Zeus,

To do assignments and journals on the last bench,

To go to the toilet when its got an inglorious stench,

To beg an autowallah to take us to Bhavan’s

To say “FU” when he listen’s to a hot girl’s summons,

To give friends the best view of our paper in exams,

To see the prof smile and turn away with no qualms,

To get a good job so that people get off our back,

To finish 4 years of hell so that we get our life back on track.

DISCLAIMER : The views given here are not pertaining to any one individual and just represent a stereotypical view of a general engg student....its not meant to offend anybody and is completely fictional in nature :) :) :)